photograph: prayers by johnny monahan

Saturday, April 28, 2012

dang kickstand

this is my kickstand.  it's a pain. when i first got my ride a few years ago, i had no idea how to work the kickstand.  my friend j.l. needed to help me.  because he wouldn't be around all the time, i had to watch youtube videos and practice on my own.

as long as i am not barefoot and have some sort of a sturdy sole on my feet i can work the kickstand.  however, anytime i deploy the kickstand at a gas station i have a problem.  cement + kickstand = embarrassing situation. there is not enough grip on either surface (metal or cement) to allow for the kickstand to pop back up when i forcefully push forward. so, i look like someone lunging or abruptly stalling when i'm done gassing up and try to retract the stand.

this evening was no different.  i went to fill up at the station behind the M casino.  when i was done refueling, i couldn't retract the stand.  i kept scooting forward but the whole stand went along.  to make matters worse, a harley pulled up for fuel at the other side of the same pump.  i tried to hide behind the pump and still look somewhat normal as i tried and tried with quick forward thrusts to retract the stand.  no luck.  all along, the hog rider was watching me on the other side of the pump because as i turned around, i saw him grinning a big santa clause smile. his yellow bandanna and tattooed arms became less threatening with his smile.  we exchanged a few words about the stand and the helped me shove off.  i thanked him and got outta there as fast as i could. dang kickstand.