save me from poverty

i need a man or i'll go broke. i have come to the conclusion that if i don't get a man soon, i will continue to shop out of boredom or necessity. if i have nobody with whom to spend my time, energies, share my deepest thoughts or listen to his, and enjoy the drudgery of the day to day, i find myself spending money. which reminds me, off to target to buy my niece a birthday present!